Dear Parking Cop,
I am really sorry, I made my inspection sticker expire. It was an honest mistake. With the high cost of gas I am using public transportation.
I really thank you for giving me a ticket on Tuesday. I imagine how unsafe my car must be on the road parked. And all that emission that a parked car emits, must be a killer on the environment. After all it’s a 3yo car, I imagine how bad it must be, it’s ancient. I am really sorry.
Well, working a full time job, I decided to get it done this weekend. After all it’s really hurting the environment.
I must say that was truly impressed at your persistent nature, and your goodwill, just in case I missed the ticket on Tuesday, you gave me another reminder today (Thursday). I understand that I left the old ticket on the car, just to give you a reminder, so I understand how you may have misunderstood this gesture. Thank you, even though I didn’t miss your first note, I appreciate your extra effort and care you seem to be taking in saving the world.
Again I am sorry, it was really an honest mistake. I am also sorry that you are obviously not getting laid, and I am also sorry that you didn’t make it as a real cop, it must really suck…
Now I basically saved no money this month on gas… you A$$HOLE…